I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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