I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Can Purell be used as lube?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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