How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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