i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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