it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I supernannyed him into submission
please don't ironically join a cult
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