Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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