Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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