why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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