You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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