i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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