just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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