this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He did a backflip because drugs
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