Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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