so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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