Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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