Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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