I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I wear drunk well.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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