He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?