Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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