Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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