Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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