"it" just moved
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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