Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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