i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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