I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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