Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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