"it" just moved
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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