I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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