HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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