Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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