i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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