its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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