i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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