I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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