READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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