I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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