there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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