Jerry, you need to find god
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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