brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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