I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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