she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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