Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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