I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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