I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize