I'm really into asian looking animals
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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