Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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