I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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