I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
All of them.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.