isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Still dying that you shit outside
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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