I CAN MOONWALK!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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