dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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