anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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