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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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