yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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