i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
